so you may or may not have gathered that i am not at home right now

my uncle is feeding the cats for us

i got a text from him today

Feed. Cats to dog boast was in hiding other two where at door waiting

and i’m like holy shit where did you learn to text because i have no idea what that means so i texted him back

y did u fed boaster to dog

i figure boaster must mean booster cause that’s my cat’s name so

but we don’t have a dog

just some background info

he replies

Don’t be silly I feed them all cat food

i kept going

y would u give teh dog cat fed

and he isn’t one to step away from a conversation, especially when i’m making fun of him

Because they like to eat cats

i had no good response to that so i came up with an alternate to cats

but bunnies taste betr

then he almost won the conversation

True but the dog might get a hair ball

aha! his typo allowed me to have the final word

hare ball

wait i didn’t get the final word

If they eat bunnies

i’m done at this point so

okay i’m going to stop now

and then

then

correct I misspelled hair ball and by

he

acknowledged that he ruined the pun with his spelling

but he didn’t say anything at his atrocious typing that started this all?

i find this whole thing very funny i assume nobody else will